Professor Paterson of the English Department had his ENG-200 students write comedic pieces to explore the value of comedy and humor. This assignment was to write satirical headline jokes to emphasize those values.
Today is national Cheeseburger day, which means tomorrow is national Sit On the Toilet day.
Moo Deng, a TikTok famous baby Hippo, has her keepers worried after the viral sensation attracted 20,000 visitors in a single day. At this rate, the hippo may never be Hungry Hungry again.
Home depot is settling a Two Million Dollar lawsuit that alleged the scanners at check-out frequently rang in a higher price than the advertised shelf price. The lawyers claimed that the disruption went unnoticed for so long because the people who shop at Home Dept “can’t read.”
Political Group White Dudes for Harris spent $10 million dollars on an advertising campaign in critical states. Not to be out down, Bald Dudes for Hair spent $15 million dollars on regrowth transplant services.
A large asteroid has recently been caught in Earth’s gravitational pull, leading many to call it our New Moon. Werewolf attacks are expected to double, as is the price of silver.
Mannequins were launched into space on a route that astronauts could soon take. When asked what they thought of their journey, the mannequins had nothing to say, but they looked VERY stylish.
What young voters say their top issues are this election: Bruh – Why the portions at Chipotle smaller?!
Fat bears spotted at Katmai National Park prepping for hybernation. Bears quickly respond, “Hey! We’re big boned, not fat.”
Former SNHU President Paul LeBlanc has officially stepped down. The decision came after eating his first and only meal at the dining hall.
A recent survey placed Disney’s HalloweenTown at the top of SNHU students favorite spooky-season movie. SNHU officials responded by immediately offering Film Studies classes.
A bull was captured 24 hours after escape from a rodeo in Massachusetts. In his defense, the bull claims a worker told him the bathroom was that direction.
SNHU’s “Sex Toy Bingo” event was a smashing success, which just goes to show that SNHU really knows how to make students…come together.
A recent report shows that young adults are actively getting news from TikTok. Experts say this method is about effective as “Asking a drunk dude asleep under a bridge what happened last night.”
Eight bulls escaped from a Massachusetts rodeo last week. How bad at bull riding do you have to be for eight different bulls to leave you mid-show?
A sea lion attacked swimmer off coast of California, even though witnesses say the swimmer threw the first punch…
A fire truck rolled over injuring firefighters returning from battling a wildfire. You know the situation is dire when the LEAST dangerous part of your day is…battling a wildfire.
A deal-hunting 8-year-old girl drives herself to Target. Police commented that, while dangerous, she still drove better than all Massachusetts drivers.
A whale-watching tour noticed a bewildered seal in the mouth of a humpback whale. Witnesses say it was giving serious “dad ignores GPS directions” vibes.
A Dollar General shoplifting suspect took an Uber to steal from store. This just in – the Uber ended up costing more than what the shoplifter stole.
A Duct-Taped piece of artwork feature a real banana sold for $6.2 million in NYC, which is deal considering the cost of groceries these days.
A TikTok influencer in Florida was arrested for stealing $500 worth of items at Target after her recent TikTok outfit matched security footage. When asked for comment, the influencer said “I KNEW should have stolen a new outfit, too…”
Police recovered a stolen van with 2,500 pies after a chef’s reported it stolen. On a completely unrelated note, can anyone drive me to work tomorrow?
In Alaska, a pilot drops turkeys to rural homes for Thanksgiving. Breaking news! War sparks between Alaska and Pilots after brutal turkey air raid.
A new survey reveals that men are abandoning college in greater numbers than any other time in history. Instead, they have their sights set on Jupiter, to get more stupider.
Eminem’s mother recently passed away. At the funeral, the priest invited the rapper to give the eulogy by asking if the real slim shady will please stand up.